2008

Greatest Hits

Bob Rivers

Tracklist

50 Plates to Feed My Brother

1:42

50 Ways to Eat Your Lover

1:37

A Letter to Santa

2:40

A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas

4:45

Ally McBeal

1:48

American Pie Eulogy

2:57

Another Kick in the Balls

As Beers Go By

Asshole Son

Be Claus I Got High

Biker’s Christmas Carol

2:55

Bin Laden and the Jets

1:47

Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas

2:00

Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.

2:58

Born to Be Mild

1:52

Bowel Moves

2:37

Burned on the Barbeque

2:28

Butch the Gay Santa Claus

1:37

Buttcracker Suite

4:04

Carol of the Bartenders

Caught Me One Handed

Chatroom

Cheney’s Got a Gun

Christmas Money (That’s What I Want)

Clean the Catbox

Condom Song

Cows With Guns

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

Doin’ It Doggystyle

Dolly Parton’s Tits

Drivers on the Phone

Elmo’s Got a Gun

Fart in an Elevator

Feelin’ Boobies

For Those Who Bombed Iraq

Foreigners

Free as a Turd

Free Ballin’

Frosty the Pervert

Getting Fatter All the Time

1:53

Ghosts in White Linen

1:16

Gilligans Island

0:58

Gimmie 12 Steps

2:41

Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck

2:25

Gropin’ in the Classroom

2:07

Hark! The Hair

0:57

Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas

1:50

Heavin’ on a Jet Plane

1:37

Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS

2:19

Hey You! Get Off of My House

2:53

Ho Ho Fucking Ho

2:37

Holy Shit, It’s Christmas

3:04

Homeless for the Holidays

I Am Santa Claus

I Can’t Ski Babe

I Fought the Lawn

I Let an Intern Go Down on Me

2:05

I Like Big Tits

2:52

I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand

2:58

I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are

2:26

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

2:54

I Saw Her Leaning There

1:46

I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus

2:43

I Used to Rock & Roll All Night

2:19

I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas

2:11

I Want a Boob Job for Christmas

2:43

I Want My MP3

2:00

Ice Fish Baby

3:39

I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas

2:27

I’ll Never Shit Solid Again

3:17

I'm a Weight Watcher

1:43

Inflatable Woman

2:45

Its the Most Fattening Time of the Year

Itty Bitty Titties

Joy to the World

Kill the Wabbit

Kittycat Song

Leader of Iraq

Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

Little Hummer Girl

Lots of Cleavage

Marijuanaville

Me and Mrs. Claus

Menopause Is Coming to Town

0:58

My Medication

1:20

O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads

1:26

Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy

1:48

One Turban, One Scott and One Queer

2:44

Pick My Nose Again

1:42

Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman

1:26

Please Don’t Wear That Thong

1:53

PMS

2:33

Police Stop My Car

1:59

Rare Funny Star Trek Parody

4:56

Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo

1:52

Rusty Chevrolet

2:38

Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town

1:10

School’s Out of Ammo

2:20

Sea Lion Eats Tonight

2:48

Space Station Oddity

2:24

Stan Writes Santa

3:23

Strawberry Rehabs Forever

3:11

Suck on My Cock

2:14

Take a Whack on the U.S. Side

2:55

Taliban on the Run

2:41

The 12 Drugs of Christmas

3:21

The AOL Song

1:45

The Chimney Song

2:12

The Devil Went Down to Jamaica

2:42

The Girl With Emphysema

2:48

The Little Hooters Girl

1:53

The No Smoking Song

2:19

The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’

1:35

The Taliban Can

1:59

There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis

2:42

Tight Christmas

2:54

Toy Sack

2:34

Walk With an Erection

3:28

Walkin’ ’round in Women’s Underwear

1:53

Wappin’

1:42

We Buy the Tampons

2:29

We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us

0:50

We’re a Ukrainian Band

1:46

What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?

3:08

When a Man Loves a Chicken

2:59

White Ford Bronco

1:55

White Pussy

1:16

White Trash Christmas

2:47

Who Put the Dick on the Snowman

1:06

Who Put the Stump

2:13

Will They Stay or Will They Go

Windows 95 Sucks

With Legs Wide Open

Wonderbra

Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

2:30

You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas

3:57

You Chesty Thing

2:18

You Don't Smell Like Flowers

1:42

You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling

1:12

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